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Sunday 30 November 2014

Lekki Husbands: Guess The Actresses Etcetera Took A Swipe At In New Husband/Divorce Drama?

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From:	Ladun Liadi

Lekki Husbands: Guess The Actresses Etcetera Took A Swipe At In New Husband/Divorce Drama?

This Etcetera no well. Hahaha so he thinks some of us won't decode the people he is referring to in his new article? Lol… don't send me your link again, I no dey do again…. Ahn Ahn… these are our girls now, lol. Okay quick one, you guys are going to read about a divorcee whom her new guy fell in love with after seeing her in Jennifer. And that's Funke Akindele. The second divorcee who just spent $24,000 on a yacht trip in Dubai- Chika Ike, while the 3rd who just bought a Lekki house and rumoured G-Wagon is Ini Edo. Oya read the gist, so you will understand what I am saying better. Lol… Funny guy...

Hey Alfred'

'Yes! Who be this?'

'Ahan, you no get my number again? Na Frank dey talk.'

'Hey Franko my guy.'

'Alfred nawa oo, I don call you taya. Wetin happen wey you no gree pick my calls?'

'Frank abeg no vex, I been dey inside one shop for "The Palms."

'Shuoo, person wey dey inside shop no dey pick calls again? Abi you dey with babe? Talk true.'

'Frank abeg free me. No be babe mata dey do me now.'

'Wetin happen Alfred? Why are you sounding like this today?'

'Frank mehn, my wife don start her madness again. As I dey talk to you so, I wan leave her. I don taya I swear.'

'Take am easy Alfred. Na the same wahala all of us wey marry celeb dey face. I even dey with Femi and Gbenga for here. If you hear their complaints, you sef go taya. Wait for us for "The Palms." We go reach there in 30 minutes time.'

'Hey Alfredoski my guy!'

'Femi how far? Hey Gbenga, where you buy this nice shirt?'

'O'boy na my wife buy am for me oo. How your beautiful wife naa Alfred? Frank yarn us as we dey come say una wahala don start again.'

'Gbenga I swear, I don taya for that girl.' 'Mehn, this sun na die. Abeg make we find somewhere to chill and take some bottles.'

'Oya Alfred, gist us wetin happen between you and your wife this time around? But wait first Alfred, before you talk about you and your wife mata, are you not supposed to be at work at this time of the day?'

'Why are you sounding like this Frank? Haven't I told you that I don't go to work whenever my wife is having menstrual pains?'

'So wetin you come dey do for "The Palms"?'

'Bros, she sent me to buy her sanitary pads and some chocolate.'

'Shuoo your wife don turn you to houseboy finish ooo. So you no go work today because your wife wan eat chocolate and wear pad? Wonders shall never end. Na so she send you the other day go collect her purse wey she forget for another man house for Ikoyi.'

'Gbenga abeg leave Alfred alone make him gist us wetin really happen between him and his wife this morning. That is why we stopped over.'

'Ok, guys I was enjoying my sleep jeje this early morning, wey my wife come back from God knows where and woke me up to go and bathe her daughter. Before I say make I open my eyes, she don sprinkle water for my face.'

'WHAT!!! So wetin you come do am?' 'Nothing na! Abi una want make I beat her? The water wey she pour for my face no even vex me like that. Na the insult wey follow the water make me vex. Na small thing remain I for slap her I swear.'

'Mehn Alfred you messed up big time. If na my wife, I for use slap shave her eyebrows.'

'Frank abeg make I hear word. Ok, make I slap her so that she go use me do publicity abi? Make she tell the world say I be wife beater abi? You know that our yeye press men won't even bother asking my side of the story before writing their usual nonsense.'

'Alfred, you and your wife mata na comedy I swear.'

'Femi, wetin make you dey laugh? Shebi you sef dey plan to marry celeb? No worry, we dey wait. Don't forget you already told me the reason you want to marry your celebrity girlfriend is because you loved the way she acted in the movie called "Jennifa." You told Frank just two days ago that you are not very sure if her divorce went through the legal process of annulment or if it was just a case of her ex husband telling her to get out of the house and never come back again. Better find out the true reason for her divorce and if it was legally done so you don't go to jail for bigamy.'

'It's ok Alfred.'

'No Frank, let me finish what I am saying. After all we are all going through the same mess married to female celebs who have several divorces under their belt.' 'From what we all have seen of our celebrity wives and colleagues, none of us can vouch for our wives. Most female celebs are serial-cheaters and polyandrous. Some of them have married so many times that if they had a certificate for each divorce, the walls of their living rooms would be covered with frames like the office of the vice chancellor of UNILAG. Gbenga, why are you so quiet? How's your wife?'

'Frank, she's fine jare.'

'Is she back from Enugu? I taya oo. I wonder how long they will take to shoot a movie. Hope she calls sha?'

'She called yesterday asking me to help her wash the pants she soaked in the laundry room two weeks ago before she travelled?'

'My God, Gbenga please tell us you didn't wash them. Did you?'

'Yes I did, but before I did, I told her it would be the last time I'd ever wash her pants.'

'Abegii, make we hear word. Who you dey lie for? Mehn, we don suffer for our wives hands sha. Frank, we heard your ex wife spent 24,000 dollars on a yacht trip in Dubai a couple of days ago.'

'Abeg make una let me hear word. She no fit afford such extravagance. Maybe she don catch another maga.'

'Frank don't tell us you are jealous. What makes you so sure that she can't afford it? Didn't you see my wife's friend who just got divorced the other day in her brand new G-wagon and they say she has also bought a house for herself here in lekki?'

'Gbenga you be mumu if you believe say na her money she take buy house and G-wagon. How much she dey collect per movie and how many movies she dey act?'

'Abeg na dem sabi jare. Make I begin dey go. My wife go soon call to ask whether I don pick her daughter from school. I still get to cook for her and her friends this evening.'

'Guys, me sef don waka oo, I no dey for my wife trouble. Femi, are you not going home? You wey go soon become the latest Lekki husband. But please make sure her previous marriage was legally annulled by a court of competent jurisdiction ok?'

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'You be our guy and we don't want you to be like Gbenga whose marriage is illegal.'

'Frank, better keep quiet there.'

'Guys we go see later. Hey Alfredoski, take am easy with your wife oo.'

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Jonathan Abandoned Edo State After PDP Lost There- Oshiomhole

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From:	Ladun Liadi

Jonathan Abandoned Edo State After PDP Lost There- Oshiomhole

Governor Oshiomhole is angry and very bitter towards President Jonathan for ignoring Edo state and its people, by depriving them of what he call their right. While receiving former Minister of State for Works and PDP Chieftain, Engr. Chris Ogiemwonyi who just decamped to APC and 2000 of his followers at the traditional Urhokpota Ground in Benin yesterday, Oshiomhole openly poured out his anger, saying PDP has done more harm than good in the state and the country as a whole. His exact words after the cut.

"What is buried in the name of PDP can never resurrect because the Bible says, he who die in sin shall perish and languish in hell. And because PDP died in sin, they killed, they embezzled our money, they dehumanized our people, they enveloped Benin with flood, converted our young one to prostitution and reduced Edo from the heart beat to a part of the country that was now remember only by reference to very negative headlines.

" It will take PDP more than a hundred years to pay reparation to Edo people. If anybody imagine what has happened in this state for six years, then you can better calculate how much they stole from the treasury of this state and how many miles they set us backwards in terms of where we are supposed to be. And that is why when the President came here to say that Edo will fall, I said well who is speaking. Can a man who is on the ground speak to a man who is on his feet?

" PDP has already been fallen and buried in Edo state many many years ago. Yes in the last election we asked our people to vote on the basic of certain sentiments, and the PDP at the Presidential level won 95 per cent of the votes. But now Edo people are asking, what do we have to show for it. The erosion caused by PDP at Queen Ede has destroyed the schools built for Edo child. That erosion is destroying the Catholic Church, it has destroyed several houses, killed many of our people.

" Federal PDP shared money to PDP states including states where the President lost election, they did not give one dim to the people of Edo state. Our crime because we voted wrongly. In Auchi, erosion have swept away more than 50 per cent of the houses and swept away others, they shared the ecology money they gave no dim to the people of Auchi. In Esan Central and West, erosion has destroyed a number of communities, PDP produced leaders in Esan land they did not bring one dime to deal with erosion in Esan land, but they gave money to Delta, they gave money to Bayelsa, they gave money to Cross River, they gave money to Niger, Jigawa, Kaduna and others.

" What is our offence because we voted wrongly? So when we say APC, Change PDP, Change Jonathan it is informed by evidence. We must change both the party and the driver. PDP has failed for sixteen years they should leave.

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"And let me be very specific, if we had not removed PDP in Edo we wold not have experienced the change we are seeing today in Edo. If we remove PDP from Abuja the way we removed them from Edo we will have power, universities will not be closing for six months, they will not be distributing SURE-P through PDP leaders, they will not be devaluing the currency and they will not be acting like small gods" he stressed.

7 Drug Traffickers On Their Way To Hong Kong Nabbed At Abuja Airport

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From:	Ladun Liadi

7 Drug Traffickers On Their Way To Hong Kong Nabbed At Abuja Airport

Forty-nine-year-old Fred Obi was about to board an Ethiopian Air flight from Abuja to Tel Aviv, Israel with a strange cargo allegedly concealed in his stomach when the law caught up with him. He had ingested 1.594kg of cocaine.

But he was not the only one boarding that same flight with the intention of transporting narcotics they had ingested on November 22, 2014 when they were arrested by men of the National Drug Law Enforcement Agency at the Nnamdi Azikiwe International Airport, Abuja.

Also arrested were Ekechi Ferdinand, 36; Okonkwo Paul, 20; Azubuogu Obumneme, 30; Okechi Anthony, 34; Anozie Henry, 34 and Okafor Francis, 51.

NDLEA spokesperson, Mr. Mitchell Ofoyeju, confirmed that the raid which was headed by the agency's commander at the Abuja Airport, Mr. Hamisu Lawan, would turn out to be a revealing one.

The suspects, who were said to have been arrested and isolated, were soon made to excrete the drug they had ingested.

"The last of the suspects eventually finished excreting the drugs in his stomach this morning (Thursday, November 26)," Ofoyeju said.

Ferdinand excreted 1.616kg of cocaine, Paul – 1.103kg, Obumneme – 1.450kg, Anthony – 935 grammes while Henry exctreted 874 grammes of cocaine. The oldest of the suspects, Francis, on his part excreted 1.167kg.

All the suspects, except Obi, were said to have Hong Kong as the destination on their tickets.

NDLEA Chairman, Ahmadu Giade, said that the arrest of the suspects was an added victory to the war against drug trafficking in the country.

He said, "Coming at a time when commanders of our agency are holding a summit to move the agency forward, this is a welcome development.

"Having seven suspected drug traffickers on a single flight is a reflection of the desperation of drug cartels.

"But this will prove to them that the NDLEA has the capacity to stop drug trafficking no matter what method they employ.

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"Fortunately for the suspects as well, our arrest has saved their lives because for the suspects heading to Hong Kong, it is clearly stated in their visas that drug trafficking in Hong Kong attracts the death penalty. Nigeria has equally been saved from an embarrassment their arrest would have caused if they were caught over there."

Punch

Photo: Imo Film Academy Collapses Barely A Week After Commissioning

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From:	Ladun Liadi

Photo: Imo Film Academy Collapses Barely A Week After Commissioning

Okay, so I have been receiving mails from some people that the Imo State Film Academy which I reported here on the blog has collapsed barely a week from the commissioning of the new place, but I refused to publish the mails because I tried to find out if it was true and the person I got in touch with denied it… Hmm.

But alas the building actually collapsed few days after Governor Okorocha commissioned it. Some reports have said it collapsed as a result of substandard material, but the state commissioner for Information, Engr. Chidi Ibe has finally spoken about the incident, and says it was as a result of an accident. Hear him;

"There was nothing like collapsed building. It was a trailer carrying a heavy generator and while trying to drop the equipment behind the Film Academy, one of the trailer's tyres pulled and the trailer fell on the building. The impact of the trailer's fall led to the collapse of the building," he said. Check out some official photos from the event after the cut.

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He Ain’t Stopping! Freeze Flaunts Another Set Of Watches

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From:	Ladun Liadi

He Ain't Stopping! Freeze Flaunts Another Set Of Watches

Oh dear say what you like, Freeze aint stopping! Lol… so after flaunting his $50k wristwatch yesterday, a lot of people criticized him and even said they hope he has started securing the future of his kids and not just buying wrist watches which runs into millions.

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But all those comments and more, seems to have fallen on his deaf ears as Freeze few minutes ago came online and posted the above picture and asked his fans which of them they feel he should rock for a casual Saturday afternoon… Lol.. Freeze tho...

Check Out Someone’s Bill At Escape Night Club In Lagos Last Night

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From:	Ladun Liadi

Check Out Someone's Bill At Escape Night Club In Lagos Last Night

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Who Also Thinks This Is A Fantastic Mug?

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From:	Ladun Liadi

Who Also Thinks This Is A Fantastic Mug?

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A female celeb showed off the beautiful mug this morning with the caption 'Nice mug, Morning y'll'. Lol… so how many of you women also think it's a fantastic cup? Don't even try to lie now…. Lol

Fashion Battle: And It's GEJ Vs Kate Henshaw...

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From:	Ladun Liadi

Fashion Battle: And It's GEJ Vs Kate Henshaw...

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Who do you think rocked the outfit better? Our amiable president or our delectable actress? Vote

Tweets: Privileges Men Have In Our Society That Women Don’t

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From:	Ladun Liadi

Tweets: Privileges Men Have In Our Society That Women Don't

This was written by Elnathan John on twitter. Elnathan calls himself a Satirist and Recovering Lawyer, lol. But really he said the pure truth and it's just not fair on women. Not at all.

More tweets below...

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Photos: Pope Prays In Istanbul Mosque In New Outreach

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From:	Ladun Liadi

Photos: Pope Prays In Istanbul Mosque In New Outreach

Pope Francis has taken part in a Muslim prayer alongside the Grand Mufti of Istanbul on the second leg of his three-day visit to Turkey. Francis stood on Saturday morning with his head bowed and hands clasped in front of him in a two minutes of silent prayer inside the 17th-century Sultan Ahmet mosque, aiming to show respect for Islam and encourage stronger ties between the two faiths.

"May God accept it," Rahmi Yaran, the Grand Mufti of Istanbul told the pope at the end of the prayer.

A group of school children waving Turkish and Vatican flags chanted "Long live Pope Francis" as the pope cheerfully left the mosque. More photos below.

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Photos: Niyola, Tiwa Savage & Iyanya At Channel O 2014 Music Awards



From:	Ladun Liadi

Photos: Niyola, Tiwa Savage & Iyanya At Channel O 2014 Music Awards

The award is tonight in South Africa, and people are already on their way to the venue. I guess Niyola is the new kid on the block. She's been slaying them lately. More photos after the cut.