Tuesday, 23 December 2014

Lol. 42-Year Old Dad In UK Woke Up In France After Getting Drunk


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Lol. 42-Year Old Dad In UK Woke Up In France After Getting Drunk
A sloshed man woke up 300 miles away with a hangover to remember after a couple of festive drinks got out of hand. The 48-year-old dad, Shawn Smith woke up in France after meeting two mates for a few pints in his local.

But after they convinced him to join them on an overnight trip to buy cut-price tobacco, the father, who has never left the UK before, managed to get through checks at Dover, France and as far as Belgium without a passport.


He was stopped by customs officers on the return journey at Calais, and was forced to go to Paris to the British Consulate, and to fork out £99 for a temporary passport.

Self-employed plasterer Shawn said: "I'd only gone out for a couple of quiet pints with my pals at the local pub.

"They told me they were going to go across to Anderlecht in Belgium to stock on tobacco.

"Apparently you can legally buy 60 packets and that would last me the year for a faction of the cost of the price in Britain.

"They asked if I wanted to go along and I thought 'why not'.

"We planned to do an over-nighter, as a bit of an adventure. I just remember laughing a lot and my friend who wasn't drinking drove us down to Dover.

"I must have fallen asleep when we got to the port because the next thing I knew I woke up and was in France and we were on the way to Belgium.

"I thought to myself it was strange no one had asked me for my passport because I don't actually have one. I just thought because we were in Europe you don't need one.

"We went to a 24-hour hypermarket and filled up with tobacco and were coming back when I got stopped at Calais.

"I was shocked when they told me I had to go to Paris to fill out the forms for an emergency passport but I had no choice."

Shawn was hoping for quick passage back to the UK but as he was born in Germany his situation hit further complications, with officials ordering him to stay a week while they checked his nationality.
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After his brother wired him cash, Shawn managed to survive on breakfast croissants and fast-food meals at McDonalds.

He added: "I don't want to see Paris again, although it is a beautiful city.

"It was an expensive hangover but something to tell the grandkids about."


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If He Is Not Aggressive In The Bedroom, I Could Take His Place! Former Eagles Defender Tells Player’s GF

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From: Ladun Liadi


If He Is Not Aggressive In The Bedroom, I Could Take His Place! Former Eagles Defender Tells Player's GF
Former Super Eagles defender and Macclesfield assistant manager, Efe Sodje, 42 has been accused of insulting the girlfriend of one of his players with sexually abusive language.

Lavelle-Moore, 20, accused Sodje of approaching his partner while he was warming up on the pitch ahead of a 1-1 draw at Nuneaton last month. He alleged Sodje told 26-year-old Cara Cofie that the forward had not been picked due to a lack of aggression and then asked Cofie whether Lavelle-Moore was aggressive in the bedroom and suggested he could take his place if not. Sodje was later suspended for just over a week for the offence.

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Police Hunt For Pastor After Death Of Oniru Brothers

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From: Ladun Liadi


Police Hunt For Pastor After Death Of Oniru Brothers
The Police in Lagos have arrested a member of New Cherubim and Seraphim Church in Ajah area of the state over the alleged death of two men during a spiritual bath, weekend.

The deceased identified as Abiodun and Ayinde Oniru, of same parents and one of their step-brothers were alleged to have been taken to the church by their father and step-mother last Thursday for spiritual cleansing.


However, after three days, it was reportedly suggested that they should complete the cleansing with a spiritual bath. But their step-brother reportedly refused and left the stream located in Ogombo area of Ajah, leaving Abiodun and Ayinde of ages 23 and 20 respectively behind with their step-mother and Pastor of the church identified as Pastor Samuel Olusoji.

Things reportedly took a tragic dimension, following report that Abiodun and Ayinde drowned during the spiritual bath. The case was said to have been reported at Ogombo police division, consequent upon which a team of policemen stormed the church.

Police sources said on sighting the policemen, Saturday, some members of the church located on 739, Ori-Oke Ibulun Ilasan Street, Jakande Ajah, including the Pastor, took to their heels.
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Unfortunately for the church's secretary, he was arrested and whisked into the police waiting van.


Police sources hinted that the corpses had been deposited at Mainland Hospital mortuary, Yaba, where autopsy would be done.


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Side Chic S*x Claims: Wizkid Keeps Mum

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From: Ladun Liadi


Side Chic S*x Claims: Wizkid Keeps Mum

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Wizkid has said he has no word for his alleged side chic who says they get down most times at Eko Hotel and even have it better when the star singer is in her city. Wizkid's manager was contacted to hear their own side of the story and his reply was simply; "No comment, I have nothing to say about it… I'm letting this slide."
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What Ateke Tom Said At Ibinabo’s Wedding



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From: Ladun Liadi


What Ateke Tom Said At Ibinabo's Wedding
Ex-Militant, Ateke Tom who also stormed Okirika last weekend to witness Ibinabo's wedding said the first thing he told her when she approached him about their dating stories in the papers was for her to ignore them and move on. Ateke who was delighted about the day, said he sees the AGN president has his daughter and not a friend.
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''I remember when Ibinabo came crying to me saying the papers wrote we are dating, I told her to ignore them. She is like my daughter and people will always talk about you.  She is getting married today and I am happy to give my blessings.'' 

He further appealed to her husband to take proper care of her.

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Wife Drags Kano Millionaire To Court For Infecting Her With HIV

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From: Ladun Liadi


Wife Drags Kano Millionaire To Court For Infecting Her With HIV
A house wife in Kano has dragged her husband, Mansur Musa to a Sharia court sitting at Sabon Gari in the State for allegedly infecting her with HIV. The estranged wife dragged her husband to court at the beginning of the year, but it seems the husband and his counsel wants the case settled out of court.

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The lady, who sued for N40m, was latter begged to settle out of court with N2m, a fee she out rightly rejected. The suit has been adjourned for another date, most likely for settlement out of court.
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Donate Your N21.27bn Campaign Money To Improve Electricity! Buhari Group Tells Jonathan

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From: Ladun Liadi


Donate Your N21.27bn Campaign Money To Improve Electricity! Buhari Group Tells Jonathan
The Buhari 2015 Support Group Centre have asked president Jonathan to spend the N21.27bn donated by businessmen, multinationals and PDP governors  to finance his 2015 presidential election campaign,  on electricity.
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The group said Nigerians have witnessed the worst power supply in his regime and says instead of spending the money to campaign on his re-election, the president should spend it to improve power supply for Nigerians.

It will be recalled that the oil and gas sector, doled out N5bn; road and construction, N560m; power, N500m and Chief Tunde Ayeni and his associates, gave out N2bn at the event which took place on Saturday at the Presidential Villa.
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