Jim Iyke lists nine reasons why Nadia Buari is madly in love with him

What are the secrets to a lady's heart?

Well, Jim Iyke has some good clues and took upon himself to list out nine things that guys need to do to make a lady love them:

"I open doors for the most part.

I draw out chairs.

I'm strong enough to apologize first most times.

The kid in me keeps her laughing hysterically when we match wits.

I discuss global warming n Politics momentarily.

I also pull her hair, maim undergarments, smack her derrière, make her sob uncontrollably and speak in strange languages.

I am yet to decipher until my morning thunder ebbs.

It is the gent n street in me she loves.

It's the delicate art of deliberate selection I honed."

Agree with him?

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